Blake from Deathbed explains how to get a girlfriend through modern technology.

babyastronauts:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Black Tongue

A herd of cows run over to meet a six-month old boxer dog. They’re so curious and friendly! Cows are such beautiful, peaceful animals and this video makes me smile a bunch.

EEEEEE!

Every year, my Mother makes sure to cut out the “if today is your birthday” horoscope for me. Now that she’s all phone savvy, I got it texted to me. Feels good, man.

Great Wall of Vagina by Jamie McCartney

100 by Jos Karis (Josephtailor)

I’ve been waiting very patiently to do this already.

I think I’m getting a hang of this whole vegan thing. I just conquered some vanilla cake cuppycakes. Tweaked the recipe just a little and I’m super happy with the outcome. Giving myself a little pat on the back.

Pain free deliciousness.

thedailywhat:

Super Puppies of the Day: Are you ready for the some puppy football?? Meet the starting lineup of Puppy Bowl VIII — the only canine-based Super Bowl alternative worth watching — on the Animal Planet website.

The Puppy Bowl airs Sunday, February 5th @ 3 PM E/P.

[bwe.]

tryvegan:

10 Vegan Lunches You Can Take To Work

When you pack lunch, you save money and you usually eat healthier! Check out these tasty lunch ideas!

Reblog for ideas.

I tell him about my dream where I got axed in the head and I’m dying and I’m upset that he’s not there to watch me die. His response. What a romantic.

The only upside is that I got to make fun of my boyfriend and I’m about to eat a chick’n sandwich and crinkle fries with THE BEST BBQ SAUCE EVER.