Look at the good I do.

May 29

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May 27

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May 26

July 6th. 2 pm. Tattoo appointment confirmed. Yeah, hell yeah.

May 25

I should be cleaning, but I’m sitting here snuggling watching a creepy ghost adventures show waiting on Patrick to come home.

AND I JUST HEARD A LOUD NOISE OUTSIDE.

Gossip consistently puts out good albums. You work it, Beth Ditto.

May 24

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Sometimes at work, I like to dress cute. And then post it on tumblr to get lots of notes.

May 23

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I wonder if he always has this face when he texts me. What a turd.

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Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

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May 21

LOOK. AT. THIS. FAAAACE.

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May 20

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May 17

It’s 9 p.m., I’m hungry and haven’t ate dinner. It’s obviously a good idea to eat a burger.